What’s your best name for these new Steph Curry Shuffleboard Lows? pic.twitter.com/wqDgKmpAxX — SB Nation (@SBNation) June 10, 2016 Golden State Warriors star Stephen Curry got full pressed Thursday by folks thoroughly unimpressed with the design of his new signature sneakers. Photos of the Curry 2 “Low” Chef series riled up internet observers, most of whom clowned on the plain looking kicks. Retired Rep. John D. Dingell tried to play sixth man. I think @StephenCurry30's tennis shoes are pretty nice looking. pic.twitter.com/WhXEjNPKSN — John Dingell (@JohnDingell) June 10, 2016 But he was roundly rejected. Pass @JohnDingell @StephenCurry30 pic.twitter.com/TDSUxnNhJP — Dante' C. (@Diddy1118) June 10, 2016 Easy does it @JohnDingell would you prefer Velcro rather than laces? — Son of Baconator (@Andrew_M_C) June 10, 2016 You. Me. Orange Julius? @JohnDingell @AaronNagler @StephenCurry30 mall walkers — Da Whole Cheese (@dawholecheese) June 10, 2016 The total package @JohnDingell I agree. They'll look great with my vintage nylon tracksuits from the 90's. — Katherine (@KatZissou) June 10, 2016 Timed out This guy old as dirt lmao RT @JohnDingell: I think @StephenCurry30's tennis shoes are pretty nice looking. pic.twitter.com/nBEMW3Ekrg — Rack$... (@LJ_DaGr8t) June 10, 2016 One fan did stick up for the nearly nonagenarian Michigan Democrat. @JohnDingell bruh, this goes in the troll hall of fame. please tell me you were aware of this tweet's effect — trav (@yotravo) June 10, 2016 Play on, playas. Get breaking news alerts and more from Roll Call on your iPhone or your Android.