Allure magazine, usually our go-to source for frippery such as beauty product recommendations and celebrity diet tips, has Washington on the brain: The July issue features a page devoted to the blond chorus that makes up much of the female on-air talent for Fox News.

The glossy mag ventures into media analysis with a poem about the women of the “Foxy News Channel.” Lines include “Roger Ailes is such a whiz/At the infotainment biz./His Fox News babes are always hot/(And health care is a Commie plot!).

Other stories in the issue include “Got a Zit? Not Anymore” and “Lose Weight Fast: Fit Into Your Skinny Jeans by Next Week.”

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