TMZ, a celebrity gossip website, caught former Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) walking through his neighborhood with something in a box.

Seriously, that is the whole story: Former Congressman walks down the street with a giant package.

There is, apparently, just one question on everyone’s mind: “What’s in the box?”

One reporter said he didn’t think the box was full. So it could be empty? Interesting. An empty box, you say? … Go on.

TMZ put a reporter and detective, Inspector Dax, on the case!

“I did look at the photos,” Dax said. “But there was nothing interesting.”

Nothing interesting?! Citizen walking down the street with a box that could be empty is the very definition of interesting.

His sidekick, Gumshoe Levin (who is not a Member of Congress), also investigated by looking at the pictures and deciding that the box could be a moving box.

Or maybe not.

Check out the video of Weiner and his box here.