In honor of GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum breaking out in the polls (and a special St. Valentine’s Day greeting to our readers!), we here at HOH have decided to do a roundup of all the things on God’s green Earth that Santorum loves: homosexuals, beer and bars.

1. Homosexuals

Santorum has a gay friend.

He also has had gay people work for him. He even went out to dinner with a gay friend!

2. Beer

Santorum loves beer. More than that, he really hearts talking about beer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJlrmhM-Hq8

3. Bars

Santorum loves going to bars. Here’s a clip of him making the rounds during a football game and chatting people up. They are not loving him back, though.