It’s Super Tuesday! Which is like Christmas in March for real political reporters!

Thank goodness the rest of us have Internet inanity to keep us entertained while delirious news teams analyze exit polls, precinct results and totally disingenuous concession speeches.

The Onion (remember, it’s satire folks) is doing its part to advance democracy by blowing the lid off former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney’s practice of “making it rain” and probing Rep. Ron Raul’s (R-Texas) obsession with man rape.

The GOPussy Cats have chose to share their calendar-induced woes via song: