Former GOP presidential candidate Rep. Michele Bachmann (Minn.) is turning to America for answers to the nation’s energy crisis.

America’s responses make HOH proud.

“In your opinion, what should be done to alleviate the current energy crisis?” Bachmann asks in a poll on her Facebook page.

Facebookers are allowed to chose from the answers provided or add their own. Giving people power over Bachmann’s Facebook poll is what gives this blog reason to live.

Some of our favorite responses to the question:

“The crises is government made.”

“Literally Nuke Iran.”

“Put on a sweater when its cold.”

“Make all of Manhattan adopt a Bean Only diet.”

“Fire every single member of Congress first.”

“Bottle your hot air.”

And last, but certainly not least:

“Assign a contract with the goverment to build a ballsack on Washington Monument.”

Go and add your own winning ideas before the poll closes!