We here at HOH get all kinds of wacky correspondence, both the electronic kind and good old-fashioned hard copy.

But sometimes the weirdness factor amazes even us.

From the veiled reference to Pastor Joe Nelms’ automobile-praising NASCAR prayer

to the repeated plugs for wife Lynn’s self-published series of children’s books, this overly busy card baked our proverbial noodle.

Just a little peek into what makes us run to the mailbox every freaking day.