Massachusetts Sen. Scott Brown (R) has quite a job.

In an interview on the Boston-based “Jim & Margery” radio show this week, the Republican began listing some of those everyday things that take up his time as Senator.

“Each and every day that I’ve been a United States Senator, I’ve been either discussing issues, meeting on issues and in secret meetings, with kings and queens and prime ministers and business leaders and military leaders talking, voting, working on issues every single day,” he said.

Hold the phone! Brown has secret meetings?! With kings and queens? Every single day? Which ones? Which monarch is he meeting with today?

Wah, wah, wah.