Fake Stephanie Cutter Apologizes 'Like Her Ass Chews Gum'

By Neda Semnani

Posted July 20, 2012 at 6:31pm

Second City Network’s Fake Stephanie Cutter has released a new, completely insane video wherein she retroactively apologizes and retroactively resigns from the Obama for America campaign.

</p> <p>The video is released in response to the real Obama for America Deputy Campaign Manager Stephanie Cutter’s implication that GOP candidate Mitt Romney has either lied or committed a felony.</p> <p>“I’m ready to do ninja sh*t to you,” fake Cutter screams while wearing an American-themed outfit.</p> <p>“Obama for America,” a voice-over rumbles. “This year, we don’t have the budget for nuance.”</p><script id="5e2bd50d2be64735bd9c6970a280aeab">(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=9484058d-cb86-4c6b-b476-f5e62bd11798&cid=69ef7590-f88b-4a7b-b1ad-bbee64894f4f'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "9484058d-cb86-4c6b-b476-f5e62bd11798" }).render("5e2bd50d2be64735bd9c6970a280aeab"); });</script></p> <p></body>