Looks like we picked the wrong day to come to work without our Drogan’s decoder wheel:

Was Sen. Barbara Mikulski (D-Md.) caught off guard by a seizure?

Awkwardly pounding out a cry while tumbling about in the back of a kidnapper’s van?

Having her mind erased by aliens?

False alarm.

Just another case of smartphones gone wild in the bottom of a purse. (Good eye, Meredith Shiner.)