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Karl Rove Has Your Christmas Gift Right Here

Karl Rove, one of the GOP’s top political strategists and the architect of President George W. Bush’s political victories, is now your one-stop shop for all your holiday shopping needs.

“Looking for the perfect Christmas gift?” Rove’s website asks. “Give your friends and family ‘Courage and Consequence’ by Karl Rove this holiday!”

But, wait, holiday shoppers, there’s more!

If you send “Turd Blossom” — that would be Bush’s pet name for Rove — a self-addressed stamped envelope to Karl Rove 1333 New Hampshire Ave. NW #635 Washington, D.C., 20036 then Rove himself will send you a free signed, personalized nameplate!

Say what? Who has that kind of time on his hands? A “boy genius,” that’s who! (Another of Rove’s many nicknames.)

Deadline for nameplate requests is Dec. 20, 2012 or while supplies last.

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