Getting to Know Marco Rubio

Posted February 13, 2013 at 2:58pm

While mainstream media got all hot and bothered about Florida Republican Sen. Marco Rubio’s post-SOTU drinking habits (Poland Spring ought to flood his political action committee with loot), Internet denizens have much more burning questions about the rising GOP star.

(Auto-fill is a journalistic godsend.)


Google Rubio search

I smell a holy war.


Bing Rubio search

Now’s your chance to snap those all important “before” pics, Rogaine.


Yahoo! Rubio search

Height-ists are the worst.

Ask Rubio search

Confidence is medium that The Donald is all over this.

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Alta Vista Rubio search