For those new to social media, everyone’s a critic in the public domain.

But we are pleased to report that there was something for every armchair quarterback to pounce on during last night’s State of the Union address:

The deconstructionist

The media critic

The Washington insider

The pragmatist

The fashionista

The recovering journo

The animal lover

The global citizen

The comedian

The eternal optimist

We now return you to your regularly scheduled food worship/movie quoting/pontificating.