Most Washingtonians have been warned about the dangers of getting in between Sen. Charles Schumer and a camera. And in yet another example of how ubiquitous he is, you can spot him “Where’s Waldo—-like in a photo spread featuring his fellow New York Democrat, Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand.

[IMGCAP(1)]EMILY’s List is featuring a “day in the life— photo journal of Gillibrand, following her from dropping off the kids at school in the morning, to working on Capitol Hill, to a speaking engagement — and later, attending a gathering of 10 Democratic female Senators.

But the hen party shown in the photos, at which the gals discuss politics (“The women spoke about all the work EMILY’s List has done for them,— the caption reads), has an interloper. That’s Schumer, Zelig-like, shown in one of the photos mingling with the ladies.

Oh, the lengths he’ll go …

Please Say It’s So! Danielle Staub, one of the stars of Bravo’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey,— has a scandalous past that may or may not involve prostitution and coke, but that’s not stopping her from mulling a run against Rep. Bill Pascrell (D-N.J.), in whose district she lives.

“At this point Ms. Staub is fielding numerous offers and has ruled out nothing,— said Thom Ammirato, a Republican strategist who recently signed on as Staub’s official spokesman, according to PolitickerNJ.

The political Web site notes that “According to her Bravo bio, Staub is active in her local parish and attends mass regularly.—

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