Well lookie here! This is just what we’ve been waiting for: The Great American Conservative Women 2012 Calendar!

Which is just a lot of words for there are at least 12 conservative American women and for $25 you can have them help mark the passage of one year’s time. Except for students, who get the calendar for free! (Win.)

The calendar, published by the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute, includes (clothed) portraits of such conservative stars as Clare Boothe Luce in a snapshot, Ann Coulter looking blurry, Michelle Malkin looking downward, S.E. Cupp with hipster glasses, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) looking airbrushed and many more!

The Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute is a think tank by and for conservative female leaders. This institute also provides training and resources for young women, although it does not offer any classes on how to appear in calendars.