You know who’s having the best week ever? Rep. Charlie Dent!

The hilarious VH1 website (and TV show of greatness) “Best Week Ever” has dubbed the Pennsylvania Republican as one of the “20 Halloween Costumes That Would Otherwise Never Cross Your Mind.”

Other costumes suggested for this year’s spook fest of fun: a mason jar, that one from the Pussy Cat Dolls, bok choy, a ceiling fan, Rockville, Md., and many, many more!

So our first question was, will the Congressman go as himself for Halloween?

“To dress as yourself for Halloween, you’d need to be extremely narcissistic or lazy,” Dent spokesman Collin Long tells HOH. “Charlie is neither.”

Well … will the staff dress up as the boss to make an office full of Dents?

“The staff is planning to dress as zombies,” Long says. “In fact, we’re creating replica Senate staff IDs this weekend.”

Ooph. Senate burn.

(Tip of the hat to the Morning Call.)