Hey, Washington, we have great news! We are going to go so far as to say we have the best news of 2011.

No, Congress isn’t leaving today. We can’t promise miracles. But this is arguably better.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Louis C.K. will be the featured guest at the 68th Annual Radio and Television Congressional Correspondents Dinner.

Yes, you’ve read us correctly. One of the most politically incorrect, dirty-mouthed, offensively hilarious comedians of this and any generation will be the featured guest at a dinner where the most sensitive people on the planet will gather and awkwardly listen as he rips each and every politician and the people who cover them a new one over and over again.

We, for one, are more excited then we’ve ever been for anything ever.

Yes, June 8, 2012, promises to be one of the most uncomfortable and politically incorrect evenings ever, which means it will be our favorite.

See you there, kids.

Have no idea who Louis C.K. is?