Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!

If you are tuning into the HOHverse instead of hanging with the fam, we’re willing to bet you are: 1) desperately in need of last-minute recommendations to punch up a meh menu, and/or 2) open to suggestion on how to spice up your holiday weekend.

Either way, HOH has got you covered.

We’ve gathered a buffet of quickie cooking vids — brought to you by the improvisational gods at Tasted (big ups, kitchen ninjas!) — celebrating a host of non-traditional indulgences.

Capitol Hill restaurateur Spike Mendelsohn kicks things off with a three-course feast for the happily inebriated: