Ah, CPAC. Some people go for the politics. We go for the fashion.

Brush aside The Donald? Perish the thought!

Dad Jeans from the Denim Rand Collection.

Are those clogs you’re wearing, or did you step on a horseshoe crab?

Gene Simmons called. He wants his shoes back.

I tawt I taw a putty tat!

Michele Bachmann (Douglas Graham/CQ Roll Call)

Parachute pants. They’re coming back.