If you are reading this, then you are, presumably, interested in HOH’s signature brand of political commentary (read: congressional navel-gazing).

But as the Internet gods have recently made terrifyingly clear to us, some of you probably have no freaking clue how you landed on this particular page.

Thanks to a recent retooling of the virtual passageways that make the global dissemination of ad hominem sniping/bumbling animal GIFs/shoddy Twilight fan-fiction happen with just a few keystrokes:

HOH has learned that, sometimes, new friends come to the table for totally whacked out reasons. A review of this blog’s latest site stats revealed that not everybody arrived at their final infotainment destination via a direct route.

• “weather movies” (Thanks for blowing in!);
• “march madness safety tips” (ALWAYS pick the winner);
• “pizzialo courses Europe” (Can we come with?); and,
• “sex house pantey” (You are SIC)