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Capitol Quip: Better Late Than Never

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Here are the five finalists for this week’s caption contest. Now it’s your turn to vote.

Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 10 a.m. Monday morning. (HOH is a little a little late posting finalists this week, so we’re giving some extra recess time for voting.)

Here are this week’s finalists:

  • SequEaster this.
  • Don’t shoot until you see the whites of their dyes!
  • I heard Cheney still roams around these parts … can’t be too careful!
  • I’ll assault them, you pepper them.
  • This is much better than last year’s “Easter Egg Subdue and Restrain.”

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog April 1 and in Tuesday’s print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.

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