Forget the furloughed air traffic controllers everyone on Capitol Hill can’t stop yakking about. Check out who the airlines have had to dispatch to the front lines:

We kid!

These ticket takers-in-training are actually the apples of the eye of California Democrat — and proud grandmother — Janice Hahn, who tweeted out the girls’ crash course in commercial travel during Take Your Sons and Daughters to Work Day.

Confidence is high that travelers in the immediate vicinity should be able to score an upgrade to first class by slipping these two any leftover Easter candy.