Ahh, Monday.

If you’re on Capitol Hill, and you’re not quite ready to cram into Metro or sit in traffic or get hassled on your bike, not too worry. There’s a happy hour for everyone. We’ll start off with these three:

Fancy Pants: Art and Soul. 415 New Jersey Ave. NW. Art Smith’s elegant bar and bistro offers a seasonal happy hour.

Medium Cool: Tunnicliff’s. 222 7th St. SE. Dark wood. Decent beer selection. Sports or Sportscenter on the boob tube.

Down Home: Tune Inn. 331 Pennsylvania Ave. SE. Lots of dead animals on the wall. A jukebox that, even in the digital age, is stuck in the 1970s. National Bohemian beer with little to no irony.