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How ‘Bout Them Apples? | Capitol Quip

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The five finalists for this week’s caption contest are ready for your votes.

Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. EDT Thursday.

Here are this week’s finalists:

  • While the App costs $5.99, it saves you billions.
  • Genius? Who needs a genius when we’ve got Congress?
  • This is our newest product: The iEvade!
  • The brogue takes some getting used to but the tax savings are worth it.
  • If avoiding paying taxes is your thing, we have an App for that.

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog June 3 and in that day’s print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.

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