Query Us Behavior: The Jeopardy Set

By Warren Rojas

Posted June 28, 2013 at 11:13am

Won’t you join us on our semi-regular swan dive into the pool of bizarro search terminology that somehow directs web crawlers to our virtual doorstep.

This week’s band of befuddled brothers:

Those who came a-knockin’ with fully formed questions in mind: <ul> <li>Who says government doesnt listen to what its citizens have to say (<a href="https://hoh.rollcall.com/nsa-is-aware-of-impending-trolling/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">They</a> heard that);</li> <li>What religion is nancy pelosi? (Devout <a href="https://hoh.rollcall.com/a-taste-of-nancy-pelosi%E2%80%99s-diet/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">chocafarian</a>);</li> <li>Why barney frank is an idiot (Draw us <a href="https://hoh.rollcall.com/barney-frank-and-the-technicolor-tribute/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">a picture</a>, maybe);</li> <li>Who picked the gang of eight (<a href="https://blogs.rollcall.com/wgdb/immigration-overhaul-passes-senate/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">destiny</a>);</li> <li>Is that a tarp over the supreme court building (a <a href="https://www.rollcall.com/news/defense_of_marriage_act_overturned_prop_8_falls-225940-1.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">rainbow one</a>, at that);  and,</li> <li>What is a roll call in the air force (we’re <a href="https://hoh.rollcall.com/this-is-your-quail-on-drugs-behaving-badly/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">lovers</a>, not fighters)</li> </ul> Till next totally confusing time…   </body>