It’s August and members are back in their districts dealing with self-proclaimed “Birther Princesses” at town hall meetings and

at town hall meetings and losing water gun races at state fairs.

Since you’ve heard it all before from these guys, send us your caption for this week’s Capitol Quip. Leave it in the comments section below. If you need inspiration, check out our compilation of how lawmakers have spent their summer vacations.

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