The five finalists for this week’s caption contest are ready for your votes.

Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. EDT Thursday.

Here are this week’s finalists:

• How about “I have a tempered aspiration?”
• Mr. President, You have the wrong speech! I gave you the “Blame Republicans” speech!
• How about “I have a drone?”
• No, no, not THAT one!
• Mr. President, wait! That is your March Madness bracket, not your March on Washington speech!

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on Sept. 2 and in the following day’s print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.