Relax POTUS — Team America’s Got This
President Barack Obama and his military advisers can quit trying to convince folks of the need to put a hurting on Syria.
Our preeminent puppet protectors — Team America: World Police — are evidently well aware of the situation and ready to roll.
And we all know what happens when Team America gets involved:
When they’re done with him, Bashar al-Assad won’t even be fit to be a puppet dictator.