Relax POTUS — Team America's Got This - Roll Call

Relax POTUS — Team America’s Got This

By Warren Rojas

Posted August 29, 2013 at 4:06pm

President Barack Obama and his military advisers can quit trying to convince folks of the need to put a hurting on Syria.

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Our preeminent puppet protectors — Team America: World Police — are evidently well aware of the situation and ready to roll.

And we all know what happens when Team America gets involved:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPBX47zSktc

When they’re done with him, Bashar al-Assad won’t even be fit to be a puppet dictator.

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