A Titanic Caption Winner! | Capitol Quip

By Jason Dick

Posted September 8, 2013 at 7:00pm

Thanks to the many readers who contributed captions for last week’s Capitol Quip contest. Here’s the winning entry, as voted by readers of Heard on the Hill.

The winner will receive a signed color print suitable for framing from Roll Call cartoonist R.J. Matson. Check out our past winners on Pinterest.

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