Somebody, Somewhere, Do Something

By Warren Rojas

Posted October 7, 2013 at 4:32pm

Fans of conspiracy theories about the puppet masters have apparently had enough, and they want everyone from the Masons to Google and the Knights Templar to fix the hurtling mess that we’ve come to call the U.S. government.

Pretty please?

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