That testy exchange Wednesday between Rep. Renee Ellmers and Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius — you know, the one where the North Carolina Republican and the Affordable Care Act administrator sparred about whether men needed maternity coverage — inspired at least one young man to take a stand on Twitter.

Having caught the heated debate on Capitol Hill, a University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill fan who calls himself the “SpacePope” on social media, offered this highly enlightened rebuttal of the administration’s policies: 

#Sebelius sounds like an STD. An STD that makes me, a single male, pay for maternity coverage. Like I’m going to have an ass baby???

— Cody. Ⓜ (@The_SpacePope) October 30, 2013

I’ve decided to be “extremely drunk” for Halloween.

— Cody. Ⓜ (@The_SpacePope) October 30, 2013

(FYI, SpacePope: Liver transplants still cost money. Lots of it.)