Polls, schmolls.

We here at HOH choose to believe you are no one in the politisphere until someone takes the time to carve your visage into a defenseless gourd.

With Halloween just a few hours away, what better time to take a look at those who’ve captured the imagination of jack-o’-lantern enthusiasts:

President Barack Obama

Vice President (and 2016 contender?) Joseph R. Biden Jr.

2012 GOP presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann of Minnesota

2012 GOP presidential hopeful Ron Paul of Texas

2008 GOP presidential hopeful John McCain of Arizona

2008 Democrat presidential hopeful (and 2016 contender?) Hillary Clinton

2008 GOP vice presidential hopeful Sarah Palin

President George W. Bush

President Ronald Reagan