Gainer Doesn’t Want Hacks to End Up All Wet
Believe it or not, fellow congressional reporters, the Capitol Police are watching out for us every step of the way.
So sayeth the office of Senate Sergeant-at-Arms Terrance Gainer, which took to Twitter Thursday to build its case against distracted walking by offering up the pratfalliest of warnings:
“Just wanting to keep everyone safe and avoid this,” Senate staff shared via social media.
Where were you all when Sen. Tom Coburn, R-Okla., needed a spotter?