Gainer Doesn’t Want Hacks to End Up All Wet

By Warren Rojas

Posted January 23, 2014 at 1:03pm

Believe it or not, fellow congressional reporters, the Capitol Police are watching out for us every step of the way.

So sayeth the office of Senate Sergeant-at-Arms Terrance Gainer, which took to Twitter Thursday to build its case against distracted walking by offering up the pratfalliest of warnings:

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