Vote for Your Favorite Distractions Abound Capitol Quip

By Rebecca Gale

Posted July 23, 2014 at 4:24pm

Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. ET Thursday.

Here are this week’s finalists:

Now that’s what I call regulatory relief!
Get in gear! Or do you also have a faulty ignition switch?
If we quietly leave, maybe they won’t recall
Warranties are hell.
With every crisis comes opportunity…run!

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on July 28 and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.

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