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Separated at Birth: Mike Bishop Edition

House hopeful Mike Bishop appears to have one of those faces.  

Per a colleague, the man who our own political handicappers see as a solid contender in the race to replace retiring Rep. Mike Rogers, R-Mich., apparently reminds some folks of a certain teenage heartthrob.  

“He says he gets the Greg Brady thing all the time,” our fellow hack said of Bishop’s familiarity with comparisons drawn between him and 70’s icon Barry Williams.  

Though not quite identical twins, the two could probably pass as brothers.  

While his strikingly silver mane clashes with the others’ darkened locks, our pal proposed adding another potential “lost” sibling to the pack: ex-Sen. John Ensign.  

(CQ Roll Call File Photo)
(CQ Roll Call File Photo)

We see the similarities in the eyebrows and chins.  

Still, the libidinous Nevada Republican would have to freebase “Just for Men,” while the others got to work on developing unimpeachable perma-tans, before we could fully buy into this family reunion.

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