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Sona CREAMery Taps Its Inner Wu-Tang Clan

Say "Cheese!" (Jason Dick/CQ Roll Call)
Say "Cheese!" (Jason Dick/CQ Roll Call)

It finally makes sense why Method Man’s character on “The Wire” was named Cheese.  

Strolling down Pennsylvania Avenue on Tuesday, one may witness a chalkboard with a Wu-inspired message: “Cheese Rules Everything Around Me.”  

The riff on the Wu-Tang’s iconic anthem “C.R.E.A.M.” (Cash Rules Everything Around Me for those slow on the uptake), works two ways, cream being so important to the dairy minded. A bit, ahem, cheesy? Sure. Why not?  

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBwAxmrE194  

For the record, Sona Creamery’s Wu-Tang name, as concocted by the Wu-Tang Name Generator, is Chocolatey Shatner.  

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