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Vote for Your Favorite Schockton Abbey Capitol Quip!

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CapitolQuip-03-23-15

Here are this week’s finalists:  

Job hunting is tough–but I’ll always be proud that we were the best dressed staff on the Hill.
When Aaron promised that, if we joined his staff, we’d be movers and shakers, at least he was half right.
If he decorated it after “The Office”, perhaps he’d still have one.
“The footmen will return to help us as soon as Mr. Schock has finished with their ‘exit interviews’.”
This is not the Aaron-Schock-workout I read about.  

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on March 28th and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.  


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