Playboy scoured the Internet (OK, just Reddit) in search of rock-solid sex tips and apparently came away with a deeper appreciation for public broadcasting.  

Per Hugh Hefner’s pet project, the best way to up your carnal knowledge is to tune in regularly to floor proceedings.

The men’s magazine took its cue after having sanitized the unvarnished advice offered by Reddit user, the honestyfish.  

That user’s skewed views aside, HOH found it fascinating that C-SPAN would even come up in a discussion of such affairs.  

That was, of course, until we stumbled upon the much more troubling scenario outlined by Reddit user charlesgochersr.  

As part of a campaign to end feigned passion, charlesgochersr lets slip a legislative head scratcher.  

Such posits leave us to wonder if perhaps charlesgochersr is paying too close attention to the legislative process.  

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