— Normally, I detest people who sponge off the government.
— Allow me to pontificate, while the Pontiff attempts to cleanse my sole.
— Feed the hungry? Heal the sick? Next you’ll be telling me to raise taxes to cover the cost.
— You think this is bad? You should see what I do to my constituents!
— Do you think he’ll wash my campaign cash too?  

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