— Geez! Can’t anybody conduct a good witch hunt anymore without everybody getting all sensitive?
— Yes, but Congress is exempt from Ethics Rules, right?
— We really feel there’s nothing to worry about. The committee only recently learned Benghazi is in Africa.
— I need to duck in here to remind these guys who I am about to be. The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog Saturday and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.  

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