— I’m glad almost 80 percent of you could join me tonight.
— Follow me, I promise I’m one in a minion.
— Great costumes, guys, but you misspelled “capitulation.”
— Let’s just say “trick or treat” this year involves committee assignments and office location.
— It’s trick OR treat, see? They have the option.  

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog Saturday, and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.  

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