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— You can always come back if it doesn’t work out.
— Thought you would have 86’d the Hastert special by now.
— How about this one – Nacho Regular Order?
— Good balancing act there, fella; you’ll be a natural for Speaker someday.
— Don’t look now, but isn’t that Boehner serving that table over there?  

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog Saturday, and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.  


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