— He just updated his Facebook Status to “It’s Complicated.”
— Do you think we should knock?
— If I were you, I’d throw in the towels.
— If this is the “honeymoon,” I hate to see what the marriage is going to look like!
— Maybe we should come back later.
The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog Saturday, and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.