— It might have been safer to take our chances with the sharks.
— Just our luck. We arrived during a presidential campaign.
— Couldn’t they at least abridge this path to nowhere?
— Where’s the TSA Pre-Check Line?  

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog Saturday, and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.

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