What’s your best name for these new Steph Curry Shuffleboard Lows? pic.twitter.com/wqDgKmpAxX

— SB Nation (@SBNation) June 10, 2016

Golden State Warriors star Stephen Curry got full pressed Thursday by folks thoroughly unimpressed with the design of his new signature sneakers.  

Photos of the Curry 2 “Low” Chef series riled up internet observers, most of whom clowned on the plain looking kicks.  

Retired Rep. John D. Dingell tried to play sixth man.

I think @StephenCurry30‘s tennis shoes are pretty nice looking. pic.twitter.com/WhXEjNPKSN

— John Dingell (@JohnDingell) June 10, 2016

But he was roundly rejected.

Pass

@JohnDingell @StephenCurry30 pic.twitter.com/TDSUxnNhJP

— Dante’ C. (@Diddy1118) June 10, 2016

Easy does it

@JohnDingell would you prefer Velcro rather than laces?

— Son of Baconator (@Andrew_M_C) June 10, 2016

You. Me. Orange Julius?

@JohnDingell @AaronNagler @StephenCurry30 mall walkers

— Da Whole Cheese (@dawholecheese) June 10, 2016

The total package

@JohnDingell I agree. They’ll look great with my vintage nylon tracksuits from the 90’s.

— Katherine (@KatZissou) June 10, 2016

Timed out

This guy old as dirt lmao  RT @JohnDingell: I think @StephenCurry30‘s tennis shoes are pretty nice looking. pic.twitter.com/nBEMW3Ekrg

— Rack$… (@LJ_DaGr8t) June 10, 2016

One fan did stick up for the nearly nonagenarian Michigan Democrat.

@JohnDingell bruh, this goes in the troll hall of fame. please tell me you were aware of this tweet’s effect

— trav (@yotravo) June 10, 2016

Play on, playas.  

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