Five Gridiron Plays to Choose From | Capitol Quip

By Jason Dick

Posted November 20, 2013 at 4:16pm

Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. ET Thursday.

Here are this week’s finalists:

Good grief.
Wow, and nobody even pulled the football away.
Think the 5 cent Psychiatric Help booth still takes his insurance?
I bet he’ll be on the disabled list for 3 years.
That’s how it always ends, Charlie Brown!

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on Nov. 24 and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.

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