“The Marine Corps has announced plans to roll out a universal cap for all Marines, modeled after the cover currently worn by male members, following some controversy over a unisex design. Not only that, it’s tightening its regulations on what exactly can be underneath these brand-new caps,” National Journal reports.

The order says specifically that no “faddish” or “exaggerated” hairstyles are allowed.

Gawker: “Meaning… what, exactly?”