A Top-Down View of #CPAC2014
Here’s what conservative conferees have on their
scalps at CPAC:
Clean pates

Rainbow-striped mohawks

Impeccably arranged ‘dos

Colonial-era head coverings

Stetsons

Camouflage ball caps

Fedoras

Combat helmets

Russian-style furriness

Okay, that last one is a doorman here at the Gaylord. But still, awesome.