Five Captions for Bruce Braley to Ponder | Capitol Quip

By Jason Dick

Posted April 2, 2014 at 4:37pm

The five finalists for this week’s caption contest are ready for your votes.

Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. ET Thursday.

Here are this week’s finalists:

I wouldn’t bet the farm on him.
He better keep his foot in there until after the election …
He’s gonna need a personal injury attorney …
I think he’ll be cowed into retracting his comment.
Looks like he’s picked up the dreaded “foot-in-mouth” disease.

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on April 6 and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.

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