5 Hot Tips for the Political Stock Exchange | Capitol Quip

By Jason Dick

Posted April 9, 2014 at 5:14pm

The five finalists for this week’s caption contest are ready for your votes.

Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. ET Thursday.

Here are this week’s finalists:

Thanks to the Supreme Court, we’re ALL up!!!
They’ll never sell us short again!
The only time eight figures trump nine.
Looks like our stock is rising in this town!
In a word: Ka-Ching!

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on April 13 and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.

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