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5 Hot Tips for the Political Stock Exchange | Capitol Quip

The East Front of the U.S. Capitol
The East Front of the U.S. Capitol
By Jason Dick
Posted April 9, 2014 at 5:14pm

The five finalists for this week’s caption contest are ready for your votes.  

Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. ET Thursday.  

Here are this week’s finalists:

  • Thanks to the Supreme Court, we’re ALL up!!!
  • They’ll never sell us short again!
  • The only time eight figures trump nine.
  • Looks like our stock is rising in this town!
  • In a word: Ka-Ching!

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on April 13 and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.

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